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I'm adopted and Asimov's laws say I'm a robot.

Hi. I'm Emily. I'm an introverted robot, and I really like cats. In my pass time I read Time Magazine and listen to a lot of music. My hobbies include: calculating complex social issues and figuring out which bitch is going to punch first, cats, opera, reading, writing, and sometimes drawing situations around me and making light of them. I'm generally laid back, so feel free to peruse and follow at your own will.
Feb 25 '14

yooo

I’m sorry I’ve been quite non existent. I probably won’t be back for a while. But here’s an update, and explanation to leaving:


I left because of what would be the incoming flood of spoilers for Sherlock. Plus, after seeing, hearing and breathing the first episode thanks to the internet and tumblr- I needed a breather. (Not to say i didn’t enjoy breathing, seeing, our hearing sherlock. I really enjoyed this last season! )
Beyond that, I lost a very close relative to suicide this holiday season, and I felt more devoted to my family and this horrible reality over these past months. Maybe in a month or so I’ll find myself eager to use tumblr again without the worry of trying to escape my life.

As for work I quit working at walmart last week after getting a job at The Home Depot. It’s really laid back. You don’t have to wear khaki, and the store manager actually wants to talk to his employees like human beings. Also, my bro worked there for three years… so everyone seems to automatically know me. It’s a nice change from the hellish atmosphere of Wal-Mart madness. I will never wear khaki pants willingly ever again. Never have I felt so grateful to be given this opportunity.


Hopefully all of you followers i seem to have accumulated are doing well. I should be back sooner than later. Again, my apologies for not posting earlier in my hiatus.

Tags: personal
Jan 8 '14

fairtradehoney:

How Not To Be a Dick on the Internet
Orland Jones dropping knowledge via BuzzFeed

This man is a national treasure.

Jan 8 '14
cardsaginstthedm:

i-can—dig-elvis:

sammy818181:

wildewonders:

pretty-pink-hair-bitch:

enjoying-all-music:

gabebarsalami:

mikeyfriskeyhands:

littlemissveronicabreanne:

I mean…I’m in if y’all are in!!

Can we

I’m in.

i’m down for it

YESSSS

INTERNATIONAL TUMBLR DAY SET AS MARCH 3RD. EVERYONE MAKE YOUR SHIRT AND REBLOG THIS SO EVERYONE KNOWS!

IM SO FUCKING DOING THIS

WHAT DO WE DO IF WE DON’T HAVE A SHIRT?!

cardsaginstthedm:

i-can—dig-elvis:

sammy818181:

wildewonders:

pretty-pink-hair-bitch:

enjoying-all-music:

gabebarsalami:

mikeyfriskeyhands:

littlemissveronicabreanne:

I mean…I’m in if y’all are in!!

Can we

I’m in.

i’m down for it

YESSSS

INTERNATIONAL TUMBLR DAY SET AS MARCH 3RD. EVERYONE MAKE YOUR SHIRT AND REBLOG THIS SO EVERYONE KNOWS!

IM SO FUCKING DOING THIS

WHAT DO WE DO IF WE DON’T HAVE A SHIRT?!

(Source: mrsveronicabreanne)

Jan 7 '14

(Source: deathshred)

Jan 7 '14

blackquartzalchemy:

BLACKQUARTZ ALCHEMY TEAS GIVEAWAY!

Blackquartz Alchemy is having its grand opening this week! Along with 20% off in the store using code GRANDOPENING, we’re also doing a tumblr giveaway!

To enter to win, you must be following blackquartzalchemy.tumblr.com. Each reblog of this post counts as an entry. You must also not edit or remove the contents of this post in any way. You must have your ask enable on your blog so that I have a way to contact you.

We will be choosing FIVE winners!

First Place gets an Ultimate Sampler Gift Set containing every single tea we offer.

Second and Third Places will receive a 2oz bag of a random blend.

Fourth and Fifth Places will receive a vial of a random blend.

You have until 8:00pm CDT Friday, January 10th to enter. Thank you, and good luck!

Jan 7 '14

(Source: vaptainhammer)

Jan 7 '14

tylerchokely:

slaughterhouse-420:

i think about this a lot

WHAT THE FUCK

(Source: filthyphil)

Jan 6 '14

starinhercorner:

Alternative phrases to “calm your tits”:

  • soothe your boobs
  • de-stress your breasts
  • undo the calamity that is your mammaries
  • adjust your bust before it combusts

Thank you for your time

Jan 6 '14

jaclcfrost:

[slams fist down on the table] who gave your voice permission to sound that attractive

Jan 6 '14

Wanna know something I learnt?

thecarpenterwizard:

winterkisseswhenyourlipswereblue:

In WWII the phrase “Vatican Cameos” was used when a person who was not in the British army came before the general, or other high up ranks, as a signal to the other officers that the person was armed.

So when Sherlock says “Vatican Cameos” to warn John that the safe has a gun in it, it’s not something that they’ve set up as a code word- It’s a code Sherlock knew John would know- being a soldier! 

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Jan 6 '14

*SCREAMING SHERLOCK SPOILERS AT TOP OF LUNGS*

Jan 5 '14

dreamingeternally:

hoW IS THERE ALREADY ANOTHER SHERLOCK EPISODE TOMORROW IM STILL NOT DONE BLOGGING ABOUT THE FIRST ONE

Jan 3 '14

kurgs:

Ah, come on, my dash was penis free for so long. So long. 

And now that your initiation is over you are now officially a tumblr user. Congratulations! Also! I have no clue how to stop the penises on your dash, sorry m8.

Jan 3 '14

cumberbuddy:

detectivesmaug:

HOW TO KISS:

  1. COAT FLIP
  2. RUFFLE THE CURLY
  3. HAND THINGY
  4. SEX KISS

WAIT I HAVE A GIF OF HOW THE FINAL PRODUCT OF THOSE 4 STEPS SHOULD LOOK  

Jan 2 '14

jackpowerx:

wessasaurus-rex:

nightshadedusang:

crownprinceofcrimes:

sewsllim:

turntechgodisc:

spring-running:

carry-on-wayward-assbutt:

one of the servers at the restaurant i work at received this as their “tip” today. she came into the break room and began to sob, because servers get paid so little and they are completely dependent upon the tips that they make a living. servers make, usually, 2.35 an hour plus tips. leaving this for someone is cruel and unfair. leaving this for someone doesn’t make them a better person, it makes them unable to pay for their rent. DO NOT TIP YOUR SERVERS WITH ANYTHING LIKE THIS. IT IS EXTREMELY HARMFUL. 

wtf? Why isn’t their boss paying them?!

Depressingly in the US, servers are exempt from Minimum Wage laws so it seems, which allows the to be paid less, as the assumption is that they will be tipped.  This is a horrible system that leaves honest, hard working people at the mercy of others to even survive.

I used to host and cook at a restaurant and one day a group came in and used our party room. Their bill was almost $300 and they didn’t leave a tip at all. 

When we realized what happened it was too late and the girl who was serving them literally sat on the floor and started to cry. She was a second year college student who had 3 jobs and still had trouble paying her bills.

YOU NEED TO TIP YOUR SEVERS!

God shit like this is disgusting :/ I tip as much as I can, whenever I can. And if I honestly cannot afford the 20%, I at least try my hardest to let my server know how much I appreciate the hard work. I’ve even drawn for them before.

I remember one time, my friends and I went out to eat. At the end of our meal, my friend/sister’s boyfriend tipped the waiter $50. We watched as he took the tip (wide eyed of course), went to talk to his manager, came back to look at us, and went back to the manager again. Only to come back a second time, nearly on his knees to thank us. If that doesn’t say a lot, I don’t know what does.

I will yell at you until you cry if you ever pull crap like this in front of me

Seriously. Tip the servers. They bust their ass.

The fucked-up part, the restaurant industry actively lobbies to keep the “tipped minimum wage” as a Thing That Exists(TM). This wage nationwide is $2.13 (last increased in 1991 - for those still new to the whole 2000’s thing, that’s 23 years ago).

Fuck the people who pull this shit. Fuck them with a Jesus-dildo crucifix

(Source: khaleeesi-daenerys)